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{"type":"standard","title":"Douglas McCauley","displaytitle":"Douglas McCauley","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q90793976","titles":{"canonical":"Douglas_McCauley","normalized":"Douglas McCauley","display":"Douglas McCauley"},"pageid":66317267,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Douglas_McCauley.jpg/330px-Douglas_McCauley.jpg","width":320,"height":399},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Douglas_McCauley.jpg","width":528,"height":659},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286398280","tid":"fe0255b9-1d45-11f0-a905-04dc06de9172","timestamp":"2025-04-19T17:44:50Z","description":"American marine biologist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_McCauley","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_McCauley?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_McCauley?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Douglas_McCauley"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_McCauley","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Douglas_McCauley","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_McCauley?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Douglas_McCauley"}},"extract":"Douglas J. McCauley is a professor of ocean science at the University of California Santa Barbara, and serves as the Director of the Benioff Ocean Science Laboratory - an applied ocean research center based at UC Santa Barbara's Marine Science Institute. His research focuses on using tools from ecology, data science, and marine policy for ocean conservation.","extract_html":"
Douglas J. McCauley is a professor of ocean science at the University of California Santa Barbara, and serves as the Director of the Benioff Ocean Science Laboratory - an applied ocean research center based at UC Santa Barbara's Marine Science Institute. His research focuses on using tools from ecology, data science, and marine policy for ocean conservation.
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