{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?","punchline":"The baa-baa shop.","id":287}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one wall say to the other wall?","punchline":"I'll meet you at the corner!","id":163}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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The Sieve is a river in Italy. It is a tributary of the Arno, into which it flows at Pontassieve after a course of 62 km. The Sieve rises in the Tuscan-Emilian Apennines, near the Futa Pass, at 930 m of elevation.
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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